In this snippet from "BRETT GETS HAMMERED" (Brett Cornell Mystery #6), Brett has reason to believe that Andy's little 5-year-old son may have witnessed a murder, but when Brett attempts to question the boy, both Andy & his sister Tammy are alarmed.
Here goes:
When Andy saw me approach, he pulled back, taking his son with him, and said to
me,
“Listen, Cornell.
The boy’s distraught. He doesn’t know how to react to everything that’s been
happening in this house the past few weeks. He’s only five years old.”
“Then it’s about
time he grew a set –“ I started to say, and then Tammy came towards me rapidly
so as to obstruct my approach towards her brother and nephew, and started
lecturing me on my inappropriate behavior and language in front of such an
impressionable young child.
“Isn’t there
anything in this world that is sacred to you?” she wound up her little sermon
with.
“Besides my social
life, I can’t think of nothing, no,” I said with a straight face, then before
she had time to fly into any more tirades in an effort to put me in my
proverbial old place, I hastily went on, “Listen to me, you two losers, and
listen good. See that? I said two
losers instead of three, out of respect for the sanctity of small
impressionable little tadpoles the world over, O.K.?” More looks of absolute
scorn headed my way, and I continued undaunted,” You can go on believing that
the only reason Little Pee-Wee over here said what he said was because he’s
been distraught the last few weeks. But remember this,” and I continued the
rest of what I had to say in grave, ominous tones,” ‘Out of the mouths of
babes’ – or something to that effect – as Mussolini once said.”
“That – that is
the stupidest thing you’ve said yet!” good old Tammy responded, screwing her
face up in an expression of utter disbelief. “Mussolini was an Italian dictator
who led the Fascist regime in his country around the time of the Second World
War, and he never said that.”
So, Brett is correct after all! Can anyone be absolutely certain that those words NEVER came out of Mussolini's mouth? ? ?
Possibility: He may have said them in ITALIAN, I'll grant you that!
I can't be certain of anything, except that those book covers of your are really great, he he :)
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