(from "BRETT AEROBICIZES"):
Ginger
ended up being the one who opened the door for me, all smiles and practically
drooling all over herself when she saw me standing before her in all my
splendor, not only due to the suit-and-tie combo I had on, but also due to the
fact that my blond curls must have been glistening from the corridor light that
shone down upon me from behind.
“Every once in a while, I forget how
handsome you are,” she said,” and then you suddenly appear before me and turn
me to Jell-o.”
(from "BRETT ENTERS THE SQUARE CIRCLE"):
The gal who’d just pulled herself out of the swimming pool and into view looked over at me, squinting quite a bit due to either the blazing sunlight she was staring into, or more likely, it was the blinding beauty of my blond curls and handsome mustache that caused her to regard me in such a manner.
(from "BRETT ALWAYS WINS"):
In all honesty, looking myself over as I stood there
with my shirt unbuttoned all the way, I looked damned fine!
Not only did the blond curls that adorned my scalp
have that all-natural, slightly tousled appearance, not only did my full, blond
mustache appear to have every single hair in perfect alignment, not only did my
mangled earlobe add a discreet touch of macho bravado to my overall appearance
– aside from all of those sterling attributes which embodied the very essence
of what it meant to have Adonis-like features – aside from all of that, when I
bounced my pecs a couple of times and saw how incredibly sexy everything looked
on me, I absolutely knew that it was time to apply the old screws to Paula
Marshall.
(from "WEDDING BELLS FOR BRETT"):
Yup,
the bushy blond mustache looked as awesome as ever, and my mop of curly blond
hair had to be regarded as truly one of the great wonders of the universe.
ENOUGH, ALREADY !!!
And the evidence AGAINST such a charge?
Oops! Can't find any!
Ciao for now!
Dave