With "BRETT ENTERS THE SQUARE CIRCLE" (Brett Cornell Mystery #5) soon to become available, I thought I'd give prospective readers a sort of extended preview, in the form of one complete chapter from the novel itself.
I've deliberately chosen a chapter that deals primarily with what might be considered the secondary plot, so as to avoid "spoilers" having to do with the main plot, which involves the actual investigation for which Brett's services are engaged.
So, here I give you, in its entirety, Chapter 6 of "BRETT ENTERS THE SQUARE CIRCLE" --
Chapter 6 – “BRETT’S BEING STALKED”
With Melanie having rushed off into the wide
blue yonder to lead a group of chaste young girls down the road to perdition,
and with my sexual appetite having been quenched for, maybe, about the next
hour or so, I sat around the office only fifteen minutes before figuring that
I’d might as well fill the old food tank and, by the time that delightfully
necessary task was completed, maybe Melanie would be back shortly to initiate
Round Two of what had always been my favorite pastime ever since the day,
way-back-when, when I traded in my baseball cards for a pack of Trojans, then
chucked the Trojans out the window after I realized that it was simply an inconvenience
and that me and the babe I was about to nail didn’t have the slightest desire
to be bothered with such boring and time-consuming nonsense.
Mind you, I
wasn’t exactly thrilled with the idea of eating at Glenda’s Grinders, mostly on
account of the waitresses that worked there had to be at least forty years old
which, in turn, meant that they weren’t even worth looking at, let alone
flirting with or – cherish the thought! – fantasizing over. But, like I said,
it was only a short distance away, so Glenda’s was “it” –
Then I wound up
being even less thrilled than ever,
when as soon as I stepped inside the loud and smoke-filled joint, a booming
voice rang out from where a round dining table was located over by one of the
two windows that allowed the dimmed sunlight to enter the room.
“Well, if it
ain’t the unscrupulous bastard himself!” the booming voice gruffly announced.
“I thought I recognized that awful stench as soon as you walked in here!”
“And if it ain’t ‘Big Bull’ O’Rourke,” I came right back
with,” the muscle-bound freak who thinks he’s clever without even realizing he
keeps wearing out the same old lines over and over again.”
“Say what?” the
moron responded, and even though all he was doing was showing everybody how
ignorant and clueless he was, the three cop-buddies he was sitting at the same
table with all laughed it up, obviously considering him to be the closest thing
to Bill Crosby the police force had to offer, only in a different size and
color.
Anyways, despite
my better judgment, I actually found myself being drawn to their table,
especially when O’Rourke rose to his feet, offered me a great big smile, and
said to me,
“Sit down and
have a drink and a smoke and a chat with some of the big boys for a change.
C’mon, man. You know you wanna – right, guys?” Then he directed his next
remarks to his three buddies even though he continued to go on with more and
more of his usual tiresome crap regarding Yours Truly. “Cornell’s feeling so
sad and lonely these days, he’s actually all signed up to participate in the
next big boxing tournament down at the Civic Center. You guys see the list
yet?”
“Sure did,” one
of his pals replied, and he reached into his back pocket and pulled out a
folded paper, unfolded it, and revealed the rather small, Xeroxed copy of a
poster with a crude drawing of two boxers facing each other with raised fists
and – written quite clearly in big block letters, diagonally across all the
other wording: “Main event – Gil Bailey vs. Brett Cornell.” And as the cop held
out that paper so all the other guys he was sitting with could easily make out
what the foolish thing said, O’Rourke laughed even louder and harder than
before and beamed his big obnoxious smile over at me.
“There you go, man,” he sneered at me, having a grand old
time doing it, too, I might add. “Too late to back out of it now, loser.”
But, when all
was said and done, O’Rourke didn’t make a move to hit me, and his friends
stayed put in their chairs, and my reputation remained just as untarnished and
intact as ever – but it didn’t stop the big redhead from bursting out into loud
laughter all over again as he relaxed the tension that had momentarily gripped
his entire body, and he turned to look down at his pals and said, between
guffaws,
“That’s what I
like about this guy: No matter how bad the cards are stacked against him, he’s
always gotta start talking his shit – like sayin’ I’m a-scared of Bailey when
everyone knows Cornell’s the one who should be shaking in his boots ‘cause he’s
gonna catch the beating of his life – and we’re all gonna be there to see it,
too.”
“Face it,
Cornell,” another one of O’Rourke’s buddies took it upon himself to pipe up and
tell me,” you’re gonna get beat, and you’re gonna get beat real bad, too.”
“Bailey’s gonna
knock you down to size, man,” said the third loser who was still seated. “I’m
glad I’m not fighting him, that’s for sure.”
“Yeah, I believe
it,” I grunted, squinting at them through narrowed eyes as I stared at them all
collectively through the thick smoke that came mostly from the cigar O’Rourke
was smoking just then. “Between all four of you, I don’t think you got enough
balls to fill a single thimble.”
Once again, the
laughter stopped, and I savored the moment, taking advantage of it by casting a
baleful look upon the whole bunch of them, and then their redheaded ringleader
lifted his chin at me and said in a low, menacing tone of voice,
“You see what I did to Lomax the other night, man? The way I
busted his face? I’ll do the same to you, man. I’ll bust your ugly face wide
open, man, and beat you down into the ground before Bailey even has a chance to
do it himself. You can bet on it, man.”
“Let me ask you something, O’Rourke,” I then
said to him with a wide grin on my puss. “Does, like, someone give you a
quarter every time you use the word ‘man’ – or does acting and smelling like a big
dumb pile of rat feces just come natural to you?”
Again, the temperature inside the room seemed
to rise, and you might say that the temperature inside the little space
O’Rourke and I were standing in just then positively sky-rocketed.
At any rate, I
recall how everybody got real quiet all over again, and that included not only
O’Rourke’s three mentally challenged companions, but everyone in the whole
damned eating establishment as well. But neither of the two of us made a move
for several moments, mainly due to the fact that, if such a thing did happen, we
both knew that it would mark the beginning of probably the biggest and most
violent brawl that had ever erupted inside of Glenda’s Grinders, and most other
joints in the vicinity, too, as far as I could tell.
Then – with me
and O’Rourke both thinking and acting and feeling as if we were the only two
people in the whole universe – a hand seemed to come from out of nowhere and
placed itself upon my forearm, and in the next instant, I actually felt myself
being pulled a few steps backwards and away from where O’Rourke stood facing
me.
“Don’t do it,
Brett,” the voice of Sergeant Joe Raff said into my right, partially deformed
ear. “Don’t lower yourself to his level. He isn’t worth it.”
I heard those
words without comprehending their meaning one hundred per cent, since my mind
was totally taken up with the idea of smashing Sean O’Rourke completely out of
existence – but two or three seconds later, becoming aware that an unwelcome
hand had taken hold of my forearm once again, and a relatively unfamiliar voice
was sounding in my ear in such close quarters, almost by instinct, I shook
myself loose, raised both my hands in front of me, and twisted my body away,
catching sight of Sergeant Raff out of the corner of my eye as I did so.
“You guys are
freaking me out,” I declared, without really understanding why I said what I said.
“You can all go to hell for all I care – the whole damned bunch of you.”
I don’t remember
what was said or what noises were made after that, neither can I recall at this
moment whether anybody laughed or anybody cried or anybody even let loose with
a big loud belch right after I got through saying my piece. The next thing I do remember was that I was outside on
the sidewalk with the snow already starting to fall, feeling chilled to the
bone and walking back towards my office with the idea of having lunch at
Glenda’s Grinders – or any place else, for that matter – completely out of my
mind, when Raff’s stupid voice reached my ears from somewhere behind me,
saying,” Brett, hold up a minute,” and I realized that that weirdo was now
about to start stalking me, for Pete’s sake!
“Brett, we need
to talk,” he said, and then he paused a moment, probably figuring that I had a
wise remark up my sleeve that I wanted to make, but I faked him out and kept my
mouth shut, and he continued,” It’s official. You’re fighting Gil Bailey in
that upcoming tournament, and like I told you a few weeks ago, I’m willing to
be there, every step of the way, to assist you. I know you think you don’t need
my help, and you probably resent the very idea of me offering it in the first
place – But I can tell you this: Starting today – starting this very afternoon
– you need to start training. You need to start training hard, Brett. You’ve
got to be in the best shape you can possibly be in when you step into that ring
and fight that animal. You’ve got to work on your speed, work on your timing,
work on how you can get the most power into every punch you throw – Hell, son,
there’s a whole long list of things you’ve got to do before you step into the
ring and go up against a guy like that. I’m only telling you all this because –“
and he took in a deep breath, and his eyes almost started to water, albeit
quite briefly, but then he let the air out of his lungs and continued,” I’m
telling you all this because, as things stand right now, you step into that
ring? You’re going to get beat.”
I looked at him
just then, and was mighty tempted to tell him to hop on the next train to
Nowhere, I was so damned sick of listening to his stupid advice already; and as
it turned out, he’d just gotten started.
Then the guy
paused one more time, not so much because he was out of breath or because he
needed to take a leak real, real bad – To tell the truth, I really don’t know
exactly why he paused just then after giving me his big, pathetic, imaginary
prediction of what he visualized as being the events of the bout I was gonna
have against that stupid skinhead cop on the Birchwood Police force.
And so, I did
what all of us self-respecting unscrupulous bastards always do: I stubbornly
stood my ground, and to prove it, I sent another glob of spit once again onto
the sidewalk in front of me, told him Fuck You tonelessly and without any
feeling whatsoever – and headed back to my office building and, eventually, to
Melanie Foster’s hot and luscious mouth which would be there for my instant and
intense gratification in the hours ahead, as promised.
Thanks for reading this selection, but even though it was (understandably) all taken out of context, I hope that you were able to derive some enjoyment out of doing so.
I hope a good number of you decide to read the entire book, when it becomes available to the general reading public.
Ciao for now!
Dave
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